For example, he once professed to travel the world and sample the world's best
limousines for a date to ride in to his apartment. He provides such a limosuine for his date, then asks her to prepare directions for the limo driver. He also hastens to point out that she can
enjoy the strong reception from the FM radio while riding in the limousine.
"I will serve you on a soft, silk table-cloth that has been freshly laundered and purchased from the finest table-cloth store in all of creation. It will be the most spectacular dinner you have ever consumed.
There will also be corn served."